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Industrial Flooring vs. The English Language

What’s easier to do? Learn how to prep and install an epoxy coating on a 50K square foot concrete floor. Learn the English language. Before you answer, read this: The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. […]

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Epoxy Flooring Funnies

Did you hear about the New Age Floor Coating Mechanic who refused his dentist’s Novocain during root canal work?  He wanted to transcend dental medication. The Florock Company Chess Team checked into a hotel.  The group, while admiring the newly installed, decorative Floroquartz floor in the lobby, began enthusiastically discussing their recent tournament victories. After […]

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Laurel & Hardy on Epoxy Floors?

Slip and fall workplace accidents are portrayed as hilarious scenes in old movies, but they’re certainly no joke to real life employees – or to the company bottom line!  So anti-slip floors are key when considering concrete resurfacing.  But, how to install non-slip flooring that will maintain its safety profile and still allow for easy […]

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More Flooring Funnies

After school, three boys wander over to the jobsite where their dads are working on a large industrial flooring project.  Two of the fathers are on the floor coating crew; one is the municipal site inspector. Glancing slyly at a nearby skid of Florothane, the first kid says: “My dad’s the fastest worker ever!   He […]

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A Chapter in Concrete Flooring History…

Long ago and not so far away, the fuels, solvents and fluids used in aviation maintenance simply dripped and splashed onto bare concrete.  What a slippery mess! Toward the middle of the last century, scientists started using polymers to make paint.  And the air hangar floor coating was born! Of course, one of the biggest […]

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The Flooring Life — Top 10 in 2010

You know you’re living the flooring life in 2010, when: 10. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your three-man crew. 9. You tweet your foreman in the next room to tell him the concrete floor is prepped and he tweets back, “Good job”. 8. You’re selling your used diamond grinder via […]

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Epoxy Flooring Funnies

Frank’s Fantastic Floors, known for completing their work on time, hired Jughead to help out with a 10,000 sq. ft. industrial floor coating project.  The long, narrow building consisted of five 2,000 sq. ft. rooms lined up in a row — one room leading into the next. After the floors were prepped, Frank and Jughead reviewed the 4:1 by volume […]

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Flooring Funnies

Gargantua Corp. and Small Biz engaged in a competition to measure slab moisture and install the same concrete floor finish on two identical slabs, using no more than ten people. Both teams honed their skill for weeks. On the big day, Small Biz won by 9 hours. Team Gargantua was discouraged by the loss. Morale […]

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Are You an Eddie Haskell?

Wally: Hey, Beav’, what’s this stuff all over the floor?! And what’s takin’ you so long? I thought you said you knew how to measure the relative humidity of the floor! Beaver: Gosh, Wally. I’m doin’ what Eddie Haskell taught me… sealing plastic humidity chambers over cans of desiccant throughout the floor. After moisture gets […]

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Flooring Funnies

Jethro applied for a mechanic’s position at Big Floors, Inc., a loyal FLOROCK customer. Another guy applied for the same job. Both applicants, having similar concrete floor finishes qualifications, were asked to take an epoxy flooring test by the Owner of the company. Upon completing the test, each had missed only one of the questions. […]

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