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You Might Be an Epoxy Flooring Installer…

We’ve all found ourselves laughing at comedian Jeff Foxworthy’s classic “You Might Be a Redneck”* jokes.  The schtick is universally funny because (the actual color of our individual necks notwithstanding) we always find a few items on the so-called “redneck” list that apply to each of us! For example:

You might be a Redneck (or an Epoxy Floor Coating Installer), if…


  • … You clean your fingernails with a stick (hey, manicure kits aren’t standard industrial floor equipment!).
  • … You use lava soap more than three times a day (this is unusual?).
  • … You own at least 20 baseball hats (how else to control overhead glare when rolling out high gloss floor coatings?).
  • … You own more than 3 shirts with cut off sleeves (epoxy concrete installations can be hot!).
  • Your dog and your wallet are both on chains (ever try fishing money out of a bucket of wet urethane mortar?).

On a remote concrete flooring jobsite, food can be hit-or-miss.  Often, the crew has to make do with whatever is available.  And keeping beverages chilled on a hot day becomes a primary concern!  In such situations:

You might be a Redneck (or an Epoxy Floor Installer), if…

  • … You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups (on some concrete coating projects, you’re lucky to have even a gas station within driving distance!).
  • … You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time (unless you like drinking hot bottled water).
  • … Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack (gourmet dining for after work only!).

Join in the fun! In the comment space below, submit your original funny line that finishes the statement, “You might be an Epoxy Flooring Installer, if…”, along with your name and hometown.

We’ll publish a compilation of the best, citing you as the author of your line, if accepted! Let’s hear from you!

Questions? Just call us at 1-800-FLOROCK (356-7625) or email us at web@florock.nethttps://www.florock.net/industrial-concrete-flooring-systems/

* From: countryhumor.com/redneck/mightbe.htm

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