We’ve all found ourselves laughing at comedian Jeff Foxworthy’s classic “You Might Be a Redneck”* jokes. The schtick is universally funny because (the actual color of our individual necks notwithstanding) we always find a few items on the so-called “redneck” list that apply to each of us! For example:
You might be a Redneck (or an Epoxy Floor Coating Installer), if…
On a remote concrete flooring jobsite, food can be hit-or-miss. Often, the crew has to make do with whatever is available. And keeping beverages chilled on a hot day becomes a primary concern! In such situations:
You might be a Redneck (or an Epoxy Floor Installer), if…
Join in the fun! In the comment space below, submit your original funny line that finishes the statement, “You might be an Epoxy Flooring Installer, if…”, along with your name and hometown.
We’ll publish a compilation of the best, citing you as the author of your line, if accepted! Let’s hear from you!
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* From: countryhumor.com/redneck/mightbe.htm