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Did you hear about the New Age Floor Coating Mechanic who refused his dentist’s Novocain during root canal work?  He wanted to transcend dental medication.

The Florock Company Chess Team checked into a hotel.  The group, while admiring the newly installed, decorative Floroquartz floor in the lobby, began enthusiastically discussing their recent tournament victories. After an hour, the hotel manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked. “Because,” he said, “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

Epoxy Coating Crew Bob saw a pun contest in the local paper.  He entered ten puns about cement floor paint, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

A Concrete Crack Repair Expert goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I’m a teepee, then I’m a wigwam, then I’m a teepee, then I’m a wigwam. It’s driving me crazy. What’s wrong with me?” The doctor replies: “It’s very simple. You’re two tents.”

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  • Reg Moore

    Thanks for the laughs!